The Rules

Comfy Crappers – all welcome (especially those needing a poo!). We are the clean green alternative toilet, taking the festival loo experience to places it as never been before. Your chance to ride the Comfy Crapper…scream if you want to go faster!!

• SHOULD YOU NOT HAVE A PRE-PURCHASED WRISTBAND PLEASE PAY FOR YOUR VISIT INSIDE OUR TENT AND WAIT FOR YOUR WOODEN SPOON – this tells you the number of your throne and locks the door when you get there
• BOYS- MUST SIT DOWN AT ALL TIMES please.
• GIRLS- No tampons or towels down the loo please. Bag em n bin em please.
• ALL- at all costs please avoid clogging up the plastic urine separator at the front of the bowl. It's amazing how many people do not understand the ancient concept of the funnel..in one end out the other!!
• ALL-PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A SQUIRT OF HAND SANITISER ON YOUR WAY OUT AFTER YOU HAND BACK YOUR SPOON TO THE DESK

Your wee and poo is separated at source. This is because of the composting process and stops the bad smells, you’ll be pleased to know. Even as you sit on the Comfy Crapper going about your daily business, you are doing your bit for the environment. Think how much water you are saving, and how the Comfy Crapper uses no chemicals. Look out for us in 2 years time (that’s how long it takes your poo to compost fully) and see the flowers grow in it outside our stall. Comfy Crappers…it’s a lifestyle choice!!

Stay regular!