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WHAT WE DO FOR YOU! - we don’t
just clean toilets Click here
WHO WE ARE DOING IT FOR? - more than just everyone who poos! Click here
WHY WE DO IT FOR YOU? - the
love of course! Click here
HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DOING IT
FOR YOU? - Where
did this all start? Click here
WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT
WE DO FOR YOU - the
customer reviews Click here
WHERE WE ARE DOING IT FOR
YOU the ‘Tour Dates’ summer
2009 Click here
WHO DOES IT FOR YOU - meet
Lou, Smokey and the Bandits Click
here
YOU ASKED US - your
most frequently asked questions answered Click here
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE US? - Click
here to order your personalised 2009 hoodies etc Click here
WHAT WE DO FOR YOU!
We bring fantastic composting toilets
to festivals. We set them up on a pitch in campsites or arenas,
usually within the market
areas.
We clean every toilet continuously for up to 20 hours a day.
We provide friendly customer service, reading material, loo roll,
usually a good laugh, bingo, the basic comforts such as lighting,
mirrors and much
more.
We do not use any water or chemicals at any stage and take all your
poo home and compost for two years to grow flowers in it, although
it has many
more applications (It would be perfectly safe to use on your own
veg patch after two years).
As is always the case with these things there is a small charge for
the festival-goers per visit to cover the costs of us attending the
event and
the subsequent composting of your poo there after. We do not make
money from your waste. For the best deals click on LINK TO WRISTBAND
SALES FOR
THE PRICES
"There
are those who sh*t in their drinking water
and there are those who don't.
Which one are you?" Comfy Crappers 2007
WHO ARE WE DOING
IT FOR?
That’ll be everyone from the mothers,
the phobic, and the eco-conscious, to today’s more discerning
festival-goer. Those who can no longer stand the thought of plastic
blue boxes and the chemicals there-in
and those who can never face the prospect of the long drop ever again,
those who have crone’s disease and IBS, or those who avoid
festivals, because they cannot face the prospect of out door toilets
irrespective.
Those who like to have a good sit down and those who find porta-loos
too hot and claustrophobic. We have helped allsorts of people, made
their weekends more enjoyable and for some, even made joining their
friends at a festival possible. Now that’s what we’re
talking about! If you are a festival
virgin, hate using public toilets, have toilet fears or medical conditions,
then click on 'Aaah!
I hate using public toilets' on the bottom of the home page. If you
are an Mum to be, new Mum or family then please click on the FAMILIES
tab on the toilet roll menu. Back
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WHY WE
DO IT FOR YOU?
It all comes back to clean green toilets
and good old-fashioned customer care. It may just be toilets, and
some may say we’ve got a s**t
job, or we’ve finally gone round the u-bend, but all of us have
to go eventually so why not go in a toilet that is cleaned by people
who care and hold the same mind set as you and whilst you’re
away from your home comforts and stuck in a field, Comfy Crappers
takes a great satisfaction in offering you a warm welcome, a humble
but darn
clean toilet and the basic comforts you may need to go about your
daily business. We are passionate about cleaning our loos and offering
a
great customer experience. Back to top
HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DOING IT FOR YOU?
After originally intending to set up an environmentally
friendly attraction, (using composting toilets of course), but
coming up
against planners
with lead feet, the idea went on the back burner, it was decided
to take a completely different tac and just for the fun of it,
not only
set up a new business for the first time ever, but trying one that
no one had done before! 2006 was our virgin season. Our debut was
made at Oxegen in Ireland and we’ve been creating small pieces
of heaven in the corners of several fields ever since.
The public certainly continued to vote with their feet as 2007 saw
our calendar of events double. Our morning rush often became an afternoon
rush! It had to be the hardest wettest summer for us, even beating
2008 summer hands down. Gruelling pack-downs in mud baths, vehicles
continuously stuck up to the axles, arriving at the next event everything
caked in mud. But the team were fantastic, they pulled together and
worked like Trojans for which we thank them very much. We all suffered
spells of rain madness from early July onwards but some how this seemed
to help, enabling us to have a dam good laugh despite being continuously
drenched to the bone day and night for the best part of 12 weeks.
After cutting our teeth for two seasons, 2008 saw the introduction
of our wristbands, two pitches at some events and perhaps the most
exciting aspect for us was trialing our own design of toilet. Reflecting
on the positive feedback from our patrons we realized that there
were so many who appreciated clean toilets and wanted to use them
many times
over a weekend. We wanted to be able to pass on some extra concession
for those who delighted in being fully paid up members of the Comfy
Crappers Club! We did try having two pitches on a site at several
events last year but shall be reverting back to one for the 2009
summer. It
put us under certain strains having two pitches and we would rather
have one fantastic well run ‘Poo Village’ than two
medioca ones. The new toilets passed the test and with a few adjustments
here and there we hope to improve the experience still further.
2009 will be Comfy Crappers 4th season. This year we hope to raise
the capital this summer to build our new revolutionary toilets
in terms of efficiency, sustainability and customer enjoyment and
looking just
how we always intended them to. Back to top
WHAT YOU THINK
Ultimately we feed from the endless positive
feedback from you guys for which we thank you all. We’re
very patron driven so we take it all in and act accordingly so
we love to know what you think. We
do bust a gut, in all weathers, all hours of the day and night usually
working long after we close, and it is so lovely to be appreciated
for our efforts by the people who really count. Take a look at what
the Happy Crappers have to say by locating and clicking on the VISITORS
BOOK tab.
WHAT
YOU SAY
• “Deadly thanks for the hospitality” Audrey
x Oxegen 2006
• “All the helpers are lovely. Fab service” Oxegen 2007
• “We were regular visitors to this lovely tent – friendly
efficient service – always a smile” Cornbury 2008
• “Absolutely fantastic service hope to see you again” xxx
Camp Bestival 2008
• “Nice experience, lovely vibe” Alex xxx Big Chill 2007
• “Holy crap! Great service!!!” Big Chill 2008
• “Thank God for the Comfy Crappers V wouldn’t be the same
without you. See you next year” Karen Gazza Young V Chelmsford 2006
• “Awesome idea - really worth paying for and super friendly service.” V
Chelmsford 2008
• “The Best Service at Bestival!” :n) 2007
We also believe that much wider use of composting toilet methods globally would
eradicate an awful lot of problems.
"We
could be eating from the Earth but feeding it again
instead of continuously raping the Earth that feeds us" ComfyCrappers
2009
Hence
Comfy Crappers is proud to be one of the forerunners in this field
setting a president in the UK and Eire with our traveling composting ‘Poo
Village’, not only providing ace toilets to the masses but
also spreading the word and raising the profile of composting as
a way to recovering the planet. Back to top
WHERE WE DO IT
Click on EVENTS 09 to see this summer’s
list of festivals. Back to top
WHO
IS DOING IT FOR YOU?
Click on LOO
BANDITS,
To meet your trusty Scrubbers, who bring you the magic, that
is,
Comfy Crappers. Back
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YOU ASKED US
Click on FAQs where we have answered all
the questions you most ask. Do join our Face Book group ‘The Comfy
Crappers Happy Crapping Society’ and you can
leave further queries and questions on the ‘wall’. Back to top
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE US?
Click on HOODIES to order
your personalized Comfy Crappers Hoody or T-shirt. Due to a surprisingly
massive demand
from
you guys we now sell the black hoodies with the boy girl logo on
the front and
you can fully customize the back. You can order safely on
line and have it sent directly to your home. All of the garments
are quality
and can be sent on quite quickly but remember to order in
good time
if you want to wear your purchase to the festival. You can
fully personalize your shirts, have a bit of fun and keep something
to remind you of
the festival, even if you do only wear it in bed after that.
There are ladies sizes for a more flattering fit. Back to top
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